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COVID Christmas Ft. Cralex & the PoolParty

by SMOTZ

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This song was written, recorded, and released while I had COVID-19 during the "pandemic" of 2020.

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Christmas time was laughter
Christmas time was cheer
This Christmas time don’t celebrate with family
Only celebrate with fear
Only Carol at a decibel that’s far too low to hear
'Cause the government’s breathing down my chimney
Giving me tyranny enough to last all year

Big brother gotta see when your sleeping
Gotta know when you’re awake
Gotta know whether you been bad or good
gonna **** you either way

And grandma’s dying to see the fam and me
It’s sad to see
Santa go to bankruptcy
But the lockdowns got him
'cause twelve hundred dollars
Ain’t enough for dad to feed a family


Oh Christmas time is here.
Don’t celebrate in fear.


Uh oh what's that sound?
Everybody look what's coming down the chimney
Is that even possible? highly improbable - it's illogical captain
Imagine my surprise when I opened the box and looked inside
Oooh a new vaccine full of Mr. Clean from the shadow regime
To make all our dreams come true

As long as you submit to the government 
(Which one is that?) who gives a shit? 
Just get in line and bend over a bit

Open your mouth and close your eyes 
Mr. Gates's gonna give you a big surprise
In the COVID Christmas how dare you ask 
Stand six feet apart and WEAR YOUR MASK!!

Oh Christmas time is here.
Don’t celebrate in fear.

Out of the frying pandemic into gun fire
I decked the governors halls until COVID levels went higher
And used a mask as a mistletoe tag
To better identify a tyrant and
kiss him goodbye and good luck and to all a good fight

No joke
I literally have covid at the moment I’m recording this
But by the time I’m to the chorus I’ll probably be over it
So God rest ye merry gentle sheep
but please don’t have kids
And I’d say god bless the president
but I still don’t know who it is.
Merry Christmas.

Oh Christmas time is here.
Don’t celebrate in fear.

Oh Christmas time is here.
Don’t celebrate in fear.


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released December 17, 2020

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SMOTZ Aledo, Illinois

Family man by day... thought criminal by night... musician when I feel like it.

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