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Rudolph the Masked​-​Up Reindeer ft. Brian McWilliams

by SMOTZ

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Merry Christmas. Don't celebrate in fear.

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You know Gavin and Nancy and Pritzker and Clinton
Cuomo and Whitmer and Donald and Brandon
But do you recall the most hated reindeer of all?

Rudolph the masked-up reindeer
Used to have a shiny nose
And if it wasn’t masked-up
You could see it really glows
(Like a lightbulb)

All of the gaslight reindeer
Said he was the one to blame
They wouldn’t let poor Rudolph
Into bars or sporting games
(Go Brandon!)

On this commie Christmas eve
Santa crashed his sleigh
Rudolph’s nose was covered tight
Masked because of COVID fright

As Santa spiraled downward
He shouted out he couldn’t see
(I can't see!)
Thanks to our Dear Lord Fauci
And Biden’s COVID regime
(Hail Fauci!)

"Merry Christmas, children
Can I see your COVID vaccine passport?
No... You...
It doesn't matter if you're 5 years old or 6
It doesn't matter
You can't come into the candy store
Without your COVID vaccine passport
You know the rules
Get out of here!"

Rudolph the masked-up reindeer
Used to have a shiny nose
He let the propaganda
Cover up what we all know
(Like a blindfold)

All of the mid-wit reindeer
Tweeted out “he’s anti-vaxx”
They still believed vaccines work
Thanks to corporate media hacks
(Like Cuomo)

On this fraught Christmas nai-Eve
Santa crashed his sleigh
Rudolph’s nose was censored by
Hypochondria worldwide

As Santa spiraled downward
His very last Christmas Eve
(I can't see!)
He shouted “Let’s go Brandon”
(Let's go Brandon!)
And some words I can’t repeat

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released December 20, 2021
Written and performed by:

Dan Smotz: tsidpod.com
& Brian McWilliams: lionsofliberty.com

Produced, mixed, and mastered by:
Travis Harms of Charm Media Group:
charmmediagroup.com

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Family man by day... thought criminal by night... musician when I feel like it.

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